Smallmouth Bass Definition Shirt

The story behind the design

Two pounds on the scale, six pounds in the story you were already preparing to tell. A detailed fish illustration sits above “SMALLMOUTH BASS,” its scientific name, and a definition any smallmouth angler can appreciate: “noun. A two-pound fish that lets you believe it's six. Until you see it.”

You know the guy who feels that first hard run, announces he's hooked something serious, and starts asking whether the net is ready. This one's for him, especially if his favorite stretch of river has a few rocky runs and a fish he insists deserves another cast. The old field-guide look gives the joke a straight face, making it an easy choice for the boat ramp, the tackle shop, or the meal afterward when everyone gets to hear how the fight went.

Give it for a birthday, Christmas, or just because he's told that same smallmouth story three times this week. It's a fishing gift that gets the appeal: the fish doesn't have to be big to give him something worth talking about.

Care instructions

🧺 Washing Instructions

How to Keep Your Shirt Outlasting Your Stories:

Machine wash warm (max 40°C/105°F) - because cold water is for the fish, not your laundry
Turn inside out before washing - protect that graphic so it lasts through years of "I swear it happened" moments
Use gentle detergent - this preshrunk ring-spun cotton is chill, keep it that way
First wash might bleed a little - separate it from your fancy stuff (we're not responsible for your white dress shirts turning into tie-dye)
Tumble dry low or hang dry - air drying means more time to practice your fish stories

🌡️ Drying Instructions:

Avoid High Heat: Low heat is your friend. High heat shrinks shirts faster than your credibility after someone pulls up photographic evidence.
Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, keep it on low or delicate setting.
Remove Promptly: Take it out as soon as it's dry to avoid wrinkles—unlike your fishing tales, your shirt should look crisp.

💡 Additional Tips:

Don't use bleach - harsh chemicals fade colors faster than your memory of what actually happened
Skip fabric softeners - they mess with the shirt's texture (and we like our texture how we like our stories: authentic)
Don't iron directly on the design - if you must iron, turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. Low heat only, because melted graphics tell no tales.

Shipping & Returns

US shipping is $4.75 for one shirt. Free US shipping applies to orders with 2 or more items. Orders typically ship in 2–3 days. Estimated transit is generally 5–10 business days after dispatch, depending on the shipping option. Check the delivery estimate shown at checkout.

Tracking is emailed when your order ships. See our shipping policy for details.

Love it or get a refund. No return needed. Contact support@rivergiantsclub.com within 30 days after delivery with your order number or proof of purchase. This includes a change of mind or a fit that is not right. See our refund policy for details.