I Fish Therefore I Am Shirt - Funny Fishing Tee for Dad

The story behind the design

Descartes never fished a river in his life, but this design fixes that oversight. Bold brush lettering spells out I Fish Therefore I Am over a leaping salmon in navy and red, the kind of line that sounds deep until you realize it just means he'd rather be at the water than anywhere else. It's for the guy who treats a slow Tuesday at work as just the gap between fishing trips, the one who's read maybe one philosophy quote in his life and immediately turned it into a fishing joke. You know the type. He's got opinions about lures, a tackle box bigger than his suitcase, and a dock chair with his name basically on it. If your husband or dad falls into that category, this shirt does the talking for you. Wrap it up for Father's Day, his birthday, or just because he mentioned fishing four times at dinner again. It's a shirt for a man who's made peace with smelling like a river most weekends, and honestly, wouldn't have it any other way.

Care instructions

🧺 Washing Instructions

How to Keep Your Shirt Outlasting Your Stories:

Machine wash warm (max 40°C/105°F) - because cold water is for the fish, not your laundry
Turn inside out before washing - protect that graphic so it lasts through years of "I swear it happened" moments
Use gentle detergent - this preshrunk ring-spun cotton is chill, keep it that way
First wash might bleed a little - separate it from your fancy stuff (we're not responsible for your white dress shirts turning into tie-dye)
Tumble dry low or hang dry - air drying means more time to practice your fish stories

🌡️ Drying Instructions:

Avoid High Heat: Low heat is your friend. High heat shrinks shirts faster than your credibility after someone pulls up photographic evidence.
Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, keep it on low or delicate setting.
Remove Promptly: Take it out as soon as it's dry to avoid wrinkles—unlike your fishing tales, your shirt should look crisp.

💡 Additional Tips:

Don't use bleach - harsh chemicals fade colors faster than your memory of what actually happened
Skip fabric softeners - they mess with the shirt's texture (and we like our texture how we like our stories: authentic)
Don't iron directly on the design - if you must iron, turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. Low heat only, because melted graphics tell no tales.

Shipping & Returns

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Love it or get a refund. No return needed. Contact support@rivergiantsclub.com within 30 days after delivery with your order number or proof of purchase. This includes a change of mind or a fit that is not right. See our refund policy for details.